I know it's that day where some folks do stuff that might not be up and up. That's not what this is.
Choose the download version, click to purchase. It will ask you to decide how much to enter. Please, do not hesitate to enter "$0.00." I would love for you to have Earthbound. If you want to pay for it, that would be cool also. But not necessary. For reals, y'all.
I hope you had a great March, and are ready to totally crush it in April.
I hope you forgive me for using the phrase "totally crush it."
(Shawshank Redemption reference. I rule!)